Kanye: The Gay Fish

Poor old Kanye. The guy is just trying to hold it down, being “the voice of the generation.” For a lesser individual, it would be a lot of pressure, but not Kanye. His only gripe in life is that he will never-ever watch himself perform. Unless, of course, the world realises we need more super humans like Kanye and uses the power of science for the Kloning of Kanye, thus making the world a better place and also allowing the little fella the chance to just, you know, watch himself. After everything he has given us, it is not much to ask.
Thank God for South Park and, more so, their amazing ability to give even The Greatest Rapper of All Time a harsh reality check.
This piss-take upset King Kanye so much he was compelled to address it on his blog. Note, this rant about the desire to be a doper person is in entirely in caps lock. It's the way he rolls; the only way he knows how:

"I JUST WANT TO BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM.
"SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT’S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK!
"I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER."